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Light Bulb Jokes

Politics Light Bulb Jokes

Q. How many Socialist Workers Party members does it take to change a lightbulb.

A. Four. One to change the bulb, one to write about it for “the paper”, one to sell you “the paper” and another to follow you home and ask why you weren’t at the bulb changing, if you plan to make the next one and if you were still as committed.

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many armies does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.

Q: How many public opinion researchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: With what degree of certainty do you need to know?

Q: How many Greenpeace researchers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one.

Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they use light bulbs which don’t burn out, so they don’t know how.

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