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Bible Riddles


Q: Who was the first stockbroker in the Bible?

A: Noah. He floated his stock, when everyone else was in liquidation.

Q: Where is the first car mentioned in the Bible?

A: “These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, ...”—Acts 1:14

Q. Who played the first game of tennis in the Bible?

A. Joseph, when he served in Pharaoh’s court.

Q: Who were the three shortest men in the Bible?

A: People think it was Zacchaeus, who climed up into a sycomore tree to see Jesus (Luke 19:1-10), but what about these? Knee-high Miah (Nehemiah), Bildad the shoe-height (Shuhite), and the man who fell asleep on his watch.

Adam and Eve

Q. Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?

A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

Q. Did Eve never have a date with Adam?

A. No, it was an apple.

Q. At what time of day was Adam created?

A. A little before Eve.

Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A: They were really put out.

Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

A: It’s Christmas, Eve!

Q: Why was Adam a famous runner?

A: Because he was first in the human race.

Q: What do we have that Adam never had?

A: Ancestors.

Q: Why was Adam created first?

A: To give him a chance to say something.

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?

A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

Q: Why did God create man before woman?

A: He didn’t want any advice.

Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?

A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage.


Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Q: What kind of lights were on Noah’s ark?

A: Floodlights.

See also, Bible Jokes