Unanswered Riddles

Riddles

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

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Why do they lock service station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If corn oil comes from ground up corn, where does baby oil come from?
How did a fool and his money GET together?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice?”
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of good luck?
If all the world’s a stage, and all the people players, why isn’t there better acting on ‘Shortland St’?
If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed?
If you got into a taxi and the driver starts driving backwards, does she/he owe you money?
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in service stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If a shop is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

If swimming is so good for the figure, how then do you explain whales?

And what about the fellow who said, “I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous”?