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Short Riddles

What is better than God, poor people have it, rich people do not have it, and if you eat it you will die?

Q: What has eyes but cannot see?

A: A potato.

Q: What has teeth, but cannot eat?

A: A comb.

Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

A: A river.

Q: A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?

A: Suicide.

Q: What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

A: A Stamp.

Q: I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?

A: Breath.

Q: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel.

Q: A man rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and rides out on Friday? How is this possible?

A: His horse’s name is Friday.

Q: If a rooster laid an egg on top of a barn, on which side would it fall?

A: Neither side. Roosters don’t lay eggs.