2009.04.30
Large collection of jokes added, including several pages of lightbulb jokes.
2009.04.27
Improved naviation on the riddles page.
2008.03.20
New site design by WordProInfo
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.