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Sick Jokes

Some of these may seem a little crude, but don’t worry. We told many of these jokes in elementary school. If you’re offended, oh well… I guess all we can say is—life is no joke

baby crying

Mommy, mommy, Sally threw up, and Billy’s taking all the big pieces.

“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.”

Dead Baby Jokes

Q: What’s eaiser to unload—a truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of dead babies?

A: Dead babies, because you can use a pitch fork.

Q: What’s worse than a truckload of dead babies?

A: A live one on the bottom, eating it’s way out.

Sick Name Jokes

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms, and no legs?

A: Matt

For more of these, see Sick Name Riddles.

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