2009.04.30
Large collection of jokes added, including several pages of lightbulb jokes.
2009.04.27
Improved naviation on the riddles page.
2008.03.20
New site design by WordProInfo
He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news.
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is that the tests you took showed that you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?
Doctor: The bad news is that I forgot to call you yesterday!
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is they are naming a disease after you!
Good news: You get an expensive designer bag.
Bad news: It’s a colostomy bag.
Good news: Grandpa has been taken off the respirator, and released from the hospital.
Bad news: Because he’s dead.