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Ethnic Jokes

Q: A person who speaks two languages is bilingual, and a person who speaks many languages is a polyglot. What do you call a person who speaks only one language?

A: An American.

European Heaven and Hell

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.

Guess the gender of the originator of this one!!

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject.

One by one, they offered their evidence…..........

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN

1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

But then there were equally good arguments that…....

JESUS WAS BLACK

1. He called everybody “brother”
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial

Then there were equally good arguments that…....

JESUS WAS JEWISH

1. He went into His Father’s business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God

Then there were equally good arguments that…....

JESUS WAS ITALIAN

1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil

Then there were equally good arguments that…....

JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN

1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion

Then there were equally good arguments that…....

JESUS WAS IRISH

1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

But perhaps the most compelling evidence …......

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN …..

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN’T GET IT.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do

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